Friday, September 29, 2006



To those we did very badly for prelims like me, the below is something that might give us some consolation (compliments to a forwarded email from pistol)...thou we know its not true unfortunately. if not what are u doin online reading this???

It's not the fault of the student if he fails, because
the year ONLY
has 365' days.

Typical academic year for a student:

1. Sundays- 52, Sundays in a year, you know Sundays are for rest.
Days left 313.

2. Summer holidays-50 where weather is very hot and
difficult to study.
Days left 263.

3. 8 hours daily sleep- 130 days GONE..
Days left 141.

4. 1 hour for daily playing- (good for health) means 15
days.
Days left 126.

5. 2 hours daily for food & other delicacies (chewing
properly &
swallowing)-means 30days.
Days left 96.

6. 1 hour for talking (man is a social animal)-means
15 days
days left 81.

7. Exam days- per year at least 35 days.
Days left 46.

8. Quarterly, Half yearly and festival (holidays)-40
days.
Balance 6 days.

9. For sickness- at least 3 days.
Remaining days=3.

10. Movies and functions- at least 2 days.
1 day left.

11. That 1 day is your birthday.
How can you study on that day??????!!!!!!!!!!
Balance = 0

"How can a student pass ?????"


Ange
2:45 pm